Santa Sucks

Dear Santa


YOU suck!!!!

I didn't get shit on my list!!!!

Not even the bleach or Lysol.

Bahhhh Hum bug.

Screw your list!!!

Sincerely,
The Woman Undone

Hope you enjoyed your holidays!!!!!

My Christmas Wish List

Dear Santa,

Below you will find my Christmas Wish List. I have been a good girl contrary to what others say.

1. A Derek Lam handbag
2. IPOD Classic with accessories
3. ITunes gift card
4. Gift Certificate for regular Spa Treatments
5. Nikon D40 SLR Digital Camera
6. More Provocraft Cricut Cartridges
7. 3" Solid Gold Hoop Earrings
8. An Awesome Set of Sheets
9. Bi-weekly Maid Service for 1 year
10. Unlimited supply of Bleach
11. Unlimited supply of Lysol

I know you are a busy man, so gift cards in the amount of $1000 each to the following stores would be allowed.

Ikea, A.C. Moore, Michaels Arts & Crafts, Home Depot, Lowe's, K-Mart,Wal-Mart & Target

Considering how good I have been this year and the past years you have skipped over me I think this list ought to even us up.

Thanks for your attention in this matter,
The Undone Woman

Is it just me???

Is it just me????? I know and have been told that I can be....umm...what's the word....picky, selective, obsessive? I have a bunch of pet peeves and I have taken the time to list them below. They are not in any particular order but some do take precedence over others.

1. Germs--on any surface or anybody...
2. Ignorant comments from ignorant people...
3. Nosy people, no that does not include blog readers...
4. Bad parents (to be elaborated on in another post)...
5. Bad drivers (also to be elaborated on in another post)...
6. Children with dirty faces, hands or clothes...
7. Loud cellphone talkers (Hello!!!! I do not need to know about your mom's boob job)
8. Women of color who are trifling--DON'T MAKE THE REST OF US LOOK BAD!!!
9. Children who don't know their real name (Pooky is not the child's name)....
10. Bad Breath. Enough said!!!
11. People who lick their fingers before turning pages or passing out papers, UGHHHHH!!
12. Parents who buy BRATZ dolls, clothing or products

More will be added as I jog my memory but that is enough to let you know that I am really obsessive....