I'M A GENIUS!!!

I CREATED A WORD TODAY!!  Well not really a word, maybe a mash up of words.  Just wanted to get it out there that I created it before someone like Donald Trump steals it.  Yes, I said it!!!  I was firing people LONG BEFORE the Donald!!  He stole it from me!!! 

Anyway, my word is.............wait for it........Super-Fablo-Awesome!!! 

DON'T BITE IT!!! 

This post is being created on my Hubby's laptop, cause mine is still dead.....thanks for caring.

I'm back....didn't you miss me??

Okay Okay, so I'm back. After a long leave of absence, I have come back to relieve my readers that were just sitting on edge awaiting my next sentence. (o_0)

Anyway, this past year has held a lot of ups and downs for me and my family. I have come to realize that writing provides a release of the daily frustrations that I encounter. I also just like to have a place to come and mark my territory( insert mental picture of me peeing on my laptop screen).

I am enrolled back in classes with University of Phoenix and am still working as a teacher's assistant in a preschool class at a Christian private school. Not much else has changed on the home front, well, I take that back. Last February, we moved from the fabulous lifestyle of renting an apartment to renting a house. We made that move and also had my mother in law move down to Florida to live with us. (More on the Mother-in-law later). After living in the house, (I LOVE LIVING IN A HOUSE COMPARED TO AN APARTMENT) for a year, we find out that the slum lord that owns 5 other houses is filing for bankruptcy and this house is being foreclosed on.

Soooo, long story short, we gotta move......AGAIN!!!

No worries, I got moving down to a science now. I just gradually pack and freecycle our stuff and hope for the best. It actually is a very cleansing process. Allows you to get rid of alot of stuff you were holding on to, just in case. Back to the world of Rubbermaid, Ziplock, & Tupperware!!! You know what I'm talking about...everybody has drawers or even maybe an entire garage dedicated to all the shit that you hold on to JUST IN CASE.

Soooo, if you care to journey along, we may have fun. There might be snacks, dirty talk, craft projects, jokes and even a few tears. Won't you come along too??

Nothing to see folks....

I really don't have much to blog about. Kinda sucks for you doesn't it.

The kids and I go back to school on Monday....kinda sucks.

I haven't finished all of the projects I wanted to do before going back to work....kinda sucks.

Since I'm not on contract, I don't get paid over Christmas break, REALLY SUCKS!!!

I wanted to take the kids to the museum before going back to school, didn't...kinda sucks.

Folks in the apartment above us have a kid that is out of school too, we hear his every step... kinda sucks

My sister had a baby, NO NOT THAT ONE, and I couldn't be there....kinda sucks.

Still on the look out for a new pad....kinda sucks.

The one house I like, space wise, has a shower I can't squeeze my huge ta-ta's into....kinda sucks.

Not much else going on......

Holiday Greetings!!

Merry Christmas to you and yours!!!

Just wanted to wish my imaginary internet friends a Merry Christmas!!!

I can't get enough...

I really love to laugh.....I mean that gut busting, about to pee your pants laughing. It helps my day to laugh at any and every stupid thing. Youtube and other sites have helped me to reunite with all my favorite comics.

My cousin and I (at age 12 & 16yrs old) used to sneak and listen to my grandaddy's collection of comedy tapes. He had all the classics, Andrew Dice Clay, Moms Mabley, Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx. Then we would try to retell the jokes to our friends. Mannnnnnn, would we get in trouble.


Here is one of my favorites.....The late Robin Harris.

I'm feeling this today....

In the Depths of Solitude

Dedicated to me



I exist in the depths of solitude

pondering my true goal

Trying 2 find peace of mind

and still preserve my soul

CONSTANTLY yearning 2 be accepted

and from all receive respect

Never compromising but sosmetimes risky

and that is my only regret

A young heart with an old soul

how can there be peace

How can I be in the depths of solitude

when there R 2 inside of me

This Duo within me causes

the perfect opportunity

2 learn and live twice as fast

as those who accept simplicity



by Tupac Amaru Shakur

the rose that grew from concrete (c) 1999