It's our anniversary.....anniversary.

Even though The Huz and I have been going through a (Oh-my-god-I-can't-even-stand-to-be-around-you-right-now) rough patch we still decided to celebrate our wedding anniversary. We've never been on a honeymoon or a real vacation that was without the kids or that didn't involve a funeral, family reunion or some other type of family visit.

Actually, we rarely have moments alone without the kids out in public. This mainly stems from the fact that we are in a city away from both our families and we(mainly me) don't trust many folks with my children.

But I digress....back to the anniversary.

Soooo, The Huz planned for us to go to a swanky resort in Orlando with lush accomodations and the whole nine.

We planned to go to a local comedy club, have dinner at our favorite seafood buffet and chill later with drinks.

Well, being that we never do anything in order, we started the evening with drinks, THENNN, went to the seafood buffet. We ate like kings and queens.

I love seafood....ALOT. Our family meal budget really doesn't allow for us to eat it as much as I'd like but, so this was a real splurge for us. So any chance to eat lobster, sushi, crab legs, mussels, clams, shrimp, I'm all for it.

At $37.95 per person(not including drinks), you damn right it was a splurge.

Soooo, we had drinks BEFORE the restaurant, drinks AT the restaurant and eventually never made it to the comedy club.

------------------------------>Enter in jacuzzi tub<-----------------------------

Back at the hotel, The Huz thought it would be a great idea for us to BOTH get into the tub and soak for a while. Okay cool.

After my foot massage and a few drinks, anything goes.

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So after soaking in the jacuzzi tub, with ANOTHER COUPLE DRINKS we figure out how to turn on the jets.

Me: Wow, those jets are super strong, is there a way to turn them down?
Huz: No, there's only two settings, on and off.
Me: Wow, those jets are super strong, is there a way to turn them down?
Huz: Baby, you're a little tipsy aren't you?
Me: Wow, those jets are super strong, is there a way to turn them down?
Huz: No baby, just relax, they feel good.
Me: Wow, those jets are super strong, is there a way to turn them down?
I'm *burp* feeling those jets anymore.
Huz: I'll turn them off in a little while.
Me: Wow, those jets are super strong, is there a way to turn them down?
I'm *burp* feeling those jets anymore.

BLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yes, folks I threw up. EVERYTHING. I. ATE. And if you were paying attention you would have caught a couple of things.

1. The restaurant was a SEAFOOD BUFFET.
2. I'm a big girl(refer to my picture) and I love my seafood.
3. I asked 5 times to have the jets turned down or off.
4. I had consumed quite a few alcoholic drinks.
5. I have dreadlocks that are all the way down to my butt(refer to my picture).
6. I'm a bit of a germa-phobic person.
7. I repeat myself alot when I'm a little tipsy.
8. We never made it to the comedy club.

Last but not least, I was not in the tub alone.

I threw up the ENTIRE contents of my stomach IN the jacuzzi tub ON TOP of myself and The Huz. Sexy right. I got seafood on me, on The Huz, and in my fu**ing hair.

NEVER. AGAIN.

Happy Anniversary, baby here's to many more.