A little help please...

No real news going on with me.

Just wanted to petition you help with something.

I'm going home(Childhood Hell) for a short visit with The Huz and the kids. So I need my imaginary friends to do 2 things for me.

1. Send me a couple bottles of Vodka for the recouperation period needed after this trip.
2. Start counting change for the She-kicked-her-sisters'(plural)-ass-again-Bail fund.
3. Start praying for my sanity & strength not to battle with my family.

Which ever route above you tend to take when handling stressful family situations, please send my way.

Chasing me in my dreams

I have had the same dream the past two nights in a row...

It has freaked me out to no end.

I was walking home from somewhere, don't exactly know where, and all of a sudden I'm being chased by these two bigger than life sized dicks!!!!! The fully erect dicks, complete with angry looking throbbing veins, chased me at full speed {well, as fast as a big boobed fat chick could run} They used their hairy balls as feet to run me down. I kept looking back at them and tried to pick up speed.........THEN I WOKE UP!!!

They looked a little like this, take away the friendly smile and add another but only darker.

Under normal circumstances,

1. I don't run....not a big girl friendly activity.
2. Really, I don't run, my boobs are too big for that.
3. I don't run from dick, in any situation, *AHEM*

Does this mean there is a bounty of dicks in my future???? This is exciting & scary all at the same time. Though I'd rather have a bounty of dollars in my future, how will this be applicable to real life?

Please help me to understand this dream....

Come do a line with me.

Line 1: Your first name.

Shaneka

Line 2: Four descriptive traits.

Soulful, Creative, Intelligent, Nurturing

Line 3: Sibling/Family member of...

Daughter, Sister, cousin, wife, Mom

Line 4: Lover of... (people/ideas/objects/etc)

Lover of my Ipod & Neo-soul music, paints, nice paper/stationary, photography, rich desserts

Line 5: Who feels...

Who feels better about the direction of my life.

Line 6: Who needs...

Who needs to always be confident in herself and her abilities.

Line 7: Who gives...

Who gives a damn.....

Line 8: Who fears...

Who fears debt, disease, and diets.

Line 9: Who would like to see...

Who would like to see the following in concert: Jill Scott, D'Angelo, John Legend, Robin Thicke, Musiq, Rafaael, Dwele, John Mayer, Dave Matthews Band, Mint Condition, and a few others too.
Line 10: Resident of... (your town/city/etc)

Resident of Small Beach Town, Florida, United States

Line 11: Your last name (or you may choose another name to describe yourself).

Suga'